A Good Joke

| One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son
| and woke him up.
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| MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
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| SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
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| MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to
| school."
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| SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the
| teachers hate me."
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| MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to
| go to school."
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| SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to
| school?"
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| MOM :
| One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand
| your responsibilities.
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| Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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